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Last Words
19 ways to tell if you are in the mobile industry
via anonymous email
Recent WorldCom financial statements only confirm this.
1. Your CV is on a disk in your pocket.
2. You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
3. You learn about your layoff on the news.
4. Your Senior Manager doesn't have the ability to do your job.
5. Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the developing countries' gross national products combined.
6. It's dark when you drive to and from work.
7. Communication is something your section is having problems with.
8. You see a good-looking person and know it is a visitor.
9. Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.
10. Being sick is defined as "can't walk" or "in the hospital."
11. You're already late on the work task you just got.
12. "Holiday" is something you roll over to next year, or a cheque you get every April.
13. Your relatives and family describe your job as "working with computers".
14. Your business cards are no longer correct just a month after you receive them.
15. You have every "Cup-A-Soup" brand known to man in your desk drawer.
16. You must fill in your own job performance evaluations and target goals because no one else really knows what you do anyway. Besides, the Human resources department was outsourced last month.
17. Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you've lost your best jokes.
18. Everyone you work with is prior military.
19. You read this entire list and understood it.
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